booger in my nose, pimple on my chin, i keep getting drunk and telling people i'm into them

Good Life Choices

Here are some shots from 'Good Life Choices' a performance art/ play that myself and my friend,  Tremayne Gordon, wrote, directed and performed under my house for the Brisbane Fringe Festival. Thanks to Kitty Jane French for the photos. 

 

Beginning of Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay

Stronger

January of last year, I was an INFJ.
The rarest of them all. 

"Though soft spoken, will fight tirelessly for an idea that they believe in"
"INFJ's need time alone to decompress and recharge...may suddenly withdraw"
"The passion of their convictions may carry them past their breaking point"
"If out of hand, they may be exhausted, unhealthy and stressed"

I was standing up there with Martin Luther-King, Nelson Mandela and Mother Theresa. 

The website tells me that my old self would take the time to find someone they truly connect with and once they find that person, their relationships would reach a level of depth and sincerity that most people can only dream of. 

Is that what happened?

Relationships with an INFJ are not for the uncommitted or shallow.

Of intimacy I was told INFJ's go beyond the physical, embracing the emotional and spiritual connection they have with their partner. 

INFJ's cherish what it means to become one with another person. 

I became one with another. 

ENFP

Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Prospect.
A truly free spirit. 
Charming. Independent. Energetic. Compassionate.
I crave creativity and freedom. 
I believe everyone should recognise and express their feelings.

ENFP's are very emotional.- when they step on someone's toes, they both feel it. 

I am up there with Robert Downey Jr, Robin Williams, Sandra Bullock. 

Very Popular and Friendly Very Popular and Friendly Very Popular and Friendly 
"All this adaptability and spontaneity comes together to form a person who is approachable, interesting and exciting, with a cooperative and altruistic spirit and friendly, empathetic disposition. ENFPs get along with pretty much everyone, and their circles of friends stretch far and wide."


Perhaps I have always been ENFP. 
I so badly wanted to be the 1%. 

ENFPs take their relationships seriously, and are known for their uninhibited and unshakeable devotion to the people to whom they've committed their hearts.

I commit my heart to myself.

You made me stronger. Thank you. 

Now that I have met myself, I am never letting her go. 

A Stressed Student Speaks to Centrelink

1300 hours - Stressed Student tries to call Centrelink 5 times before they finally answer.
1301 hours- Stressed Student is put on hold by Centrelink.
1310 hours - Stressed Student is still on hold to Centrelink.
1330 hours - Alas! An Operator greets Stressed Student on the phone, Stressed Students leaps with excitement and tells said Operator of her dilemma. "I got a letter saying my youth allowance was cut off but I haven't been getting my youth allowance".
Operator tells Stressed Student she hasn't been getting youth allowance because she hasn't been reporting her earnings.
Stressed Student tells Operator she hasn't been reporting her earnings because Stresed Student hasn't been getting youth allowance.
1345 hours - Operator tells Stressed Student he cannot help her and will put her through to another Operator. Stressed Student is on hold again.
1400 hours - Alas! Another Operator greets Stressed Student. The first Operator had not told this Operator anything about Stressed Students situation. Stressed Student explains situation. Operator tells Stressed Student that this is the family department she has been put through to and Operator can not help Stressed Student. But don't worry Stressed Student, wait on hold and we will put you through to another Operator.
1410 hours - Still on hold.
1415 hours - Stressed Student's phone crashes from being on the phone for so long.

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Stressed Student takes a break from begging for money from the Government to make a toasted sandwich. Stressed Student burns the sandwich but eats it any way as she can not afford to throw away food.
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1500 hours - Stressed Student attempts to call Centrelink again.
1520 hours - Stressed Student is as expected, on hold.
1530 hours - "Hello?" Says the Operator.
"Uh hi, is this Centrelink?" Stressed Student asks, surprised at the casual manner in which the Operator speaks. "Yup" the Operator responds. Stressed Student takes a deep breath and retells her story. The Operator tells Stressed Student in order to recieve youth allowance, she must tell Centrelink all the money she has earnt in the past 3 months. Stressed Student has worked multiple jobs in this time and would need a few hours to compile this information. Stressed Student asks Operator if she can send Centrelink a letter with this information. Operator firmly tells Stressed Student that if she hangs up the phone, her payments will be cancelled again. Stressed Student who earns $130 per week and spends $110 on rent each week takes a deep breath without replying. Stressed Student can feel the lump in her throat, the burning in her eyes. She is going to cry. "I just, I have to go to work and it's going to take me a while to get that information for you and I have been trying to get through to you for ages but no one answers the phones and I can't afford groceries this week and I really need help."

"I can't help you."

The line goes dead.

Still in the coffee shop

Ask anyone who doesn't know me. I'm always so happy!!!!!

I wish I could see things the way they do. This blueberry muffin is terrible.
Were there already fingerprints in it? Or did I put them there?

My coffee burnt my tongue, motherfucker.

They say money can't buy happiness but damn, $13 would be great right now.  I wanna go to the movies.

Be my best friend and don't back out. That's not friendship.

I want someone to take me to the movies. Take me to Cuba you motherfucker.