Neither

I'm so grey.
Can never commit.
Neither gay nor straight,
Happy nor sad,
Fat nor skinny.
I trust nothing.
My mother told me
To not trust anyone
So I don't -
Even her.
I know myself,
Like the back of my hand
I am selfish and vain
Yet selfless and ugly
I'm so grey.


By Gemma Elsom (Girl Genius)